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 Name:Andrew Jay Hawkins
Base of Operations: Madison Wisconsin
Status:Founder, director, actor and writer; mountain-man, communicates with the lemmings, wields hatchet, abhors a vacuum.
Favorite Jelly Belly:roasted marshmallow
Favorite Big Hurt Movie:The Moviemakers (currently the only BHP flick, so this was an easy decision).
Goals:Indoctrination of Hollywood, blasting all the stupid people of the world into space (or at least the French), the reanimation of Lauren Bacall's corpse so that she can serve my indomitable will, and to never graduate college.
Bellybutton: innie.


       We often break into song and dance here at BHP.